European Grand Prix - A Brundle of Joy!
If Bernard Manning had said that he didn't realise all of his jokes were in some way offensive or had racial connotations, it would be, at the very least, the funniest thing that ever emanated from one of his orifices. ITV1 Formula One presenter Martin Brundle, on the other hand, gets the benefit of the doubt from the Paddy Power journalists' team, just. During his walk-and-talk before the Canadian Grand Prix, he asked Bernie Ecclestone, "There are some pikeys out there putting some new tarmac down at Turn 10 apparently. Are they out of the way yet?" Media regulator Ofcom said it would take no action after ITV apologised for the use of the word 'pikey' in their coverage. The s-Mart money is on Lewis Hamilton to win the European GP!

Daily Horse Racing - Thursday's Racing
Given the current climate, we've a perfectly plausible excuse not to talk about horses in our daily racing section this afternoon. Due to the permanent cancellation of the York Ebor meeting and the abandonment of today's racing at Tralee, there's no need to go off on some pointless, inappropriate tangent to fill this space.....but we will anyway. Kim Cattrall turns 52 today and unless you’re a fan of Sex and the City, you probably have no idea who she is, which is unfortunate since she takes her clothes off in most episodes. Get in on the act and have a bet on today's remaining action from Fontwell, Stratford, Great Leighs and Chester. Don't forget, we also pay out on disqualified winners and official result on all UK & Ireland races.

Money-Back Special - Samir Of The Same?
Fulham v Arsenal
Sat 5.30pm Live on Setanta
Money-Back Special
If Samir Nasri scores at any time in this match, Paddy Power will refund all losing 1st/last goalscorer, correct score & scorecast singles on this match. Conditions

Money-Back Special - Seconds Out!
3.15 Great Leighs
Money-Back Special
If your horse finishes second to Cheveton in this race, Paddy Power will refund your losing single stake. Applies to win bets and win part of EW bets. Singles only. Max refund per customer £200/€300. Excludes Tote bets. Last fence leader is determined by who lands first fall or not.

England v South Africa - 1st ODI - Kevin Sent
"If we play like we played this week, we'll beat Australia," new England captain Kevin Pietersen declared soon after winning the dead rubber that was the fourth test against his country of birth South Africa. His over-reaction just 30 seconds after their comfortable win over the Proteas proves the batsman hasn't heard the phrase "think before you speak" but is a graduate of the "say something you'll later regret and try to explain" school of thought, a bit like calling your girlfriend Pamela when her name is Mary while in bed. "The key is to turn up to every single Test match like we turned up to this one," he added, further using his bat as a shovel to dig a deeper hole. Can England bury SA in the 1st ODI? Fri 2pm SS1

Money-Back Special - Harricane Warning!
Barclays Classic - Starts Thursday 12pm
Money-Back Special
If Padraig Harrington wins the Barclays Classic, Paddy Power will refund all losing outright bets placed before the start of the tournament.
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